Some Queens

[Pp. 96-97 from David B. Feinberg, Eighty-Sixed (NY: Penguin, 1989)]

Drag queens, size queens, shrimp queens (toe-sucking), rice queens (Orientals), potato queens (Occidentals), Fire Island queens, circuit queens (Fire Island/gym/disco circuit), cha-cha queens (Latinos), rice-and-bean queens (Mexicans), Queens for a Day (married men from New Jersey who go to the baths), face-sitting queens, fist queens, dish queens, Astoria Queens, dinge queens, beanie-boy queens (OrthodoxJews), salami queens (Italians), salami-casing queens (uncut Italians), leather queens, opera queens, tearoom queens, smoke queens, popper queens, enema queens, personals queens ("likes long walks on beaches"), glory-hole queens, tattoo queens, butt-hole queens, Studio queens (Studio 54--similarly, disco dollies), snow queens (cocaine, or blacks who like whites), fag-hag queens, hyphenate queens (actor-model-dancer-waiters~, stress queens, roller-derby queens (wheelchairs, etc.), alfalfa queens (macrobiotic), diesel queens (men who dress up like dykes), chicken queens, diva queens, screen queens, seafood queens (sailors), souvlaki queens (Greek action), crepesuzette queens (French action), Perils-of-Pauline queens (thrill-seekers), blue-jean queens (Calvin K/ein, Gloria Vanderbilt), teddy-bear queens, cherry queens (deflowering virgins), Crisco queens, smut queens, ice queens (diamond-stud earrings), banana queens (curved dicks), Jimmy Dean queens (Levi's, Elizabeth Taylor, and rebels without a cause), Lean Cuisine queens (perpetual dieters), mean queens (S&M), twisted queens (deranged), pee queens (water sports), teen queens, unweaned queens (sucking on tits--also known as Dairy Queens), magazine queens (addicted to glossies andpress releases), railroad queens, locker-room queens, Mile High Club queens (making it in airplane johns), rubber queens, dildo queens, beet queens (Future Farmers of America back in high school--see also "yam queens"), dream queens (GQ types), scream queens ( "Faaabulous! !!!"), Palace queens (Leona Helmsley), tuna queens (male lesbians), pesto queens (into garlic), egg-cream queens, fashion-vlctlm/style-police queens (beyond therapy), hostage queens (fantasies of being taken hostage in a foreign American embassy and being brutalized by idealistic young university-student revolutionaries), vanilla queens (into vanilla sex: basic sucking and fucking, no fantasies allowed), matzo-meal queens (ReformJews), Wuthering Heights queens (hopeless romantics), skin queens (uncircumcised), peeled queens (cut), designer queens, steroid queens, beach queens, smack queens, Ma Bell queens (phone sex), Tom Thumb queens (small dicks), uniform queens, piano-bar queens, salad queens (rimming), bottle queens (alcoholics), flea queens (sex in run-down hotels), bullhorn queens (politicos), flab queens (a.k.a. chubby-chasers), evil queens (approximately ninety percent of the above), therapy queens (electroshock queens, Bellevue queens, couch queens, Valium queens, etc.), condo and co-op queens (the landed gentry in Manhattan), and closet queens.